Since the dawn of time, Bar-B-Qs have been a way to reward good behavior. a stellar accomplishment could not be celebrated in a more politically correct way than throwing some meat on some metal and then lighting the whole darn thing on fire. spectacular.

But who's to say just which of us deserve a good Bar-B-Q and which of us deserve a sub par Bar-B-Q or maybe not one at all? I believe I should. but I dont.

The staff recently had a Bar-B-Q, which they hold every pay day. first off, isnt the fact that they're getting paid for killing me a little every day insult enough? now they have to have a Bar-B-Q in our spot, while we uncomfortably adjust to a different spot while eating overpriced, substandard food. fuck that shit. they dont even deserve a Bar-B-Q. out of the 7 teachers who I encounter on a daily basis one, at most two, deserve a killer Bar-B-Q. the rest should be lit on fire.

So why is it that Mr. Metheny thinks he should throw a Bar-B-Q for these almost mediocre teachers? simple. he's fucken bored. coming on a half a dozen vice principles who's jobs are basically covered by Milly (uh...spelling) and Ruben, Mr. Metheny finds himself carrying his large 6'4 frame around campus occasionally (alright, periodically) telling me to put away my headphones. so he wants something to occupy his time, and what's better than a Bar-B-Q?! exactly...nothing.

My worry is that this might be sending the wrong signal to our 'teachers' (I use that term loosely...you need to teach to be a teacher, right?) that they're doing a bang up job. I disagree. in fact they should probably hold the polar opposite of a Bar-B-Q...let them know they need to shape up or else there wont be any meat waiting for them on the 2nd Friday of every odd month (or whenever they get paid). I think an anti-Bar-B-Q would really motivate the staff to straighten out and get their shit together. after all, no one can resist a Bar-B-Q.