Fire Students.

Firing Young Teachers? Firing old teachers? Fire the students. As Gray Davis's high running prostitute tab increases, leading to mounting budget cuts, teachers everywhere are loosing their jobs. Though I could focus this article on Gray Davis's affinity for California sun made whores, I wont, because this is a classy establishment and we don't deal with that kind of trash. The point is why must schools adhere to the idiotic policy of tenure. Though it is a good system that keeps long-time teachers from getting fired, it should be subject to repeal by some council or something once the teachers become senile or set on the destruction of students lives due to an inferior inferiority based on Mr. Powers constantly being called a pussy cause he never learned to drive a car (also his knowledge that he's no environmentalist because he comes from the south and everyone knows there's no such thing) and that his inabilities to do anything of use with his life than teach that over learned lesson that "you can't always win," adding in his mind "So fuck you, you dumb bastard and watch me reap havoc on your GPA". This anonymous teacher obviously needs to be eased of the school grounds and have that pension check come in, so he can spend more time doing his favorite past times (standing in front of a mirror and berating himself).

Even worse is that good young teachers get fired to let old shit teachers stay. Now most are probably thinking that Mr. Powers might be retiring next year anyway well maybe I haven't really read into it, and don't exactly know whether he is or not, still at least I have the honesty to tell you that I don't know. If he isn't retiring, then he should get fired. If he is retiring, we should fire him before he has the chance to go out with dignity.

Regardless of old teachers getting fired or leaving, young ones will still be cut, and I'm not for bitching and crying to get money from the state when in the first issue of the paper I wrote an article saying there were going to be massive budget cuts and no one took heed to my words, you uninformed slobs. So we can't bitch now. We do however know that each student cost the state some 3,117 dollars. That means get rid of 10 students and we have save 10 times that number. The students we would fire have to be of the lowest possible potential. Now I'm no elitist, god knows you start pointing fingers and someone may end up getting poked, and it is not my intention to poke any one of you. This scale is not based on grades or quickness or tests, just how much an asshole a person really is. The amount of misery inflicted on other people to a point where you ruin others peoples chances is where the line is drawn. As well I feel the program will give the children the proper motivation needed to get there life and get back on track, in keeping with Mr. Bush's policy of no child left behind. Lets take a student and call him just a random name, Richard G. (ee). A person that offers nothing to the benefit of himself or others, constantly bringing others in his class down and an insult to the writers he reads and the songs he listen to. He costs 3,117 to the state, solution: ship him and all like him to Mexico. It will save millions on the budget as well as motivating his bastard ass to change his life, and if not, so what he's in Mexico and all he wants to do is drink and smoke anyway so what better place is there.

That's the solution to everything kids, don't like it, ship it to Mexico, we take so much of there bull shit anyway we can just consider this a replacement of that other bullshit thing we sent em...NAFTA.

Danny Schwartz